I’m not a misandrist, but honey, women are talking, why don’t you go work on the car or something?
I’m not a misandrist, but male comedians just aren’t funny.
I have so much fucking love for this blog that I can’t contain it.
get out of there cat. you are not a science fiction novel.
I’m not a misandrist, but guys were clearly put on this earth to be subordinate to women. If they had been intended to have diplomatic jobs like presidents and ambassadors, they wouldn’t be so lacking in communication skills and the basic spectrum of emotions it’s just a biological fact. That doesn’t make them inferior though! They’re just obviously meant to be doing the menial manual labor that puts their talents to best use! That’s just as important to keeping society moving.
get off of there cat. you don’t know how to type. you will never be able to enjoy the wonders of the internet.
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “CUSTOMER ASKS YOU TO “FETCH” THEM ANOTHER SIZE.” Bottom Text: “THROWS DRESS AT YOU.”]
Yes homg. Why is everyone so fucking entitled? Also, why does this happen to me when I’m on registers? YOU CAN SEE I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE. UNLESS YOU ARE ABLE AND WILLING TO HOLD DOWN THE FORT WHILE I RUN AROUND FOR YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Not really though. I tend to call floor staff to get the royal buttdouche what they want, like the good little worker I am. *weeps quietly*
EDIT: “dresdenlowe submitted this to fuckyeahretailrobin”
Loooooooooooooool agreeing with my own submission. Just gonna go hide in a corner now.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5kx7rOkUQ1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “CUSTOMER ASKS YOU TO “FETCH” THEM ANOTHER SIZE.”
Bottom Text: “THROWS DRESS AT YOU.”]
Yes homg. Why is everyone so fucking entitled? Also, why does this happen to me when I’m on registers? YOU CAN SEE I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE. UNLESS YOU ARE ABLE AND WILLING TO HOLD DOWN THE FORT WHILE I RUN AROUND FOR YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Not really though. I tend to call floor staff to get the royal buttdouche what they want, like the good little worker I am. *weeps quietly*
EDIT: “dresdenlowe submitted this to fuckyeahretailrobin”
Loooooooooooooool agreeing with my own submission. Just gonna go hide in a corner now.
This is a watercolor I did of beets
This is the beets watercolour painting I have ever seen
(via goldgunsguys)
I need feminism because according to the makers of this CD, it’s the “Perfect Mother’s Day Gift”.
Omfg.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “ASSIGNED TO RECOVER BRAS”Bottom Text: “MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL”]
Our whole lingerie department gets pretty damn scary, but bras are the worst. They get horribly tangled, no one (customers and associates alike, it seems) knows how to hang them properly or put them in the correct place, and it’s apparently a favorite place for customers to leave random shit in that they decided they don’t want.
Also, lingerie hangers suck ass. They are the most flimsy pieces of plastic crap ever and the ends always break off and hit me in the face. It’s like, I’m trying to help you bra, why do you fight me?! >:-[](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yym8apVf1qm3qzeo1_400.png)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “ASSIGNED TO RECOVER BRAS”
Bottom Text: “MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL”]Our whole lingerie department gets pretty damn scary, but bras are the worst. They get horribly tangled, no one (customers and associates alike, it seems) knows how to hang them properly or put them in the correct place, and it’s apparently a favorite place for customers to leave random shit in that they decided they don’t want.
Also, lingerie hangers suck ass. They are the most flimsy pieces of plastic crap ever and the ends always break off and hit me in the face. It’s like, I’m trying to help you bra, why do you fight me?! >:-[
(Source: ilovecharts, via poorlycopingqueer)
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Don’t lick.”Bottom Text: “Your Bills!.”]
I cannot be the only one rather grossed out by this and tries to get it out of their till as soon as possible.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i84sCBNB1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Don’t lick.”
Bottom Text: “Your Bills!.”]I cannot be the only one rather grossed out by this and tries to get it out of their till as soon as possible.
